I’m in England for the Holidays. My dad has a real bad ear infection and everything’s been closed for Christmas, so I was in the kitchen brewing up a pan of my “stay healthy” juice and a batch of garlic oil to drop into his ear when this happened:
Mum: “You’re like a witch.”
Me: “I am a witch.”
Mum gives me a hard stare and exits the kitchen.
😀 Hooray for families!